Dear ReverendBaby,

Hi. My name is Sam, and I was a reverendbaby too, but now I'm a reverendtoddler. This whole church thing that our moms like so much is okay. You'll get used to everyone gushing over you and passing you around. If you play your cards right you might make some good grown-up friends, like I have at my mommy's church. Anyway, welcome to the world. It's a really cool place to be. As mommy always tells me, you're gonna have a really good life. God loves you!

Your friend,

Sam